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Geronimo's Pizza
Howdy pardners. My name's Pepperoni. They didn't put my picture up on the screen. Instead they put up a laughing anchovy.
Anyhow, I'm one of a buncha Cowboys and Indians who work at Geronimo's. We make the best durn tootin' vegetarian pizza this side of the Pecos River. I make all the vegetarian
meats that go on our pizzas. Yep, that's right, we make vegetarian pepperoni, sausage, and anchovies. In fact, the Injuns are members of the Moplolopola tribe, the Makers of
pizza, lovers of lullabies, and patrons of the laughing anchovy. I reckon now you know why the anchovies are laughin'.
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